Giving Everybody The Right To Make A Damn Fool Of Themselves

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Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:09:03 GMT

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Top 10 - Why being gay is wrong... LOL

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:16:33 GMT

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

HAPPY GAY PRIDE TO EVERYONE ;)

Har Har

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:58:16 GMT

Random stat :
The only way a human Barbie could move around would be to crawl, because her lower body could not support her upper body. And if Barbie were human sized, she would be five feet six inches tall, weigh 110 pounds, and have a 39-inch bust, 18-inch waist, and 33-inch hips.

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:03:33 GMT

I usually hate SNL, but this was 'effin hilarious

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 00:27:31 GMT

If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre of operations during the last 32 months, and a total of 2,912 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 55 per 100,000 soldiers.

The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capitol, which has the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq .

Conclusion:
The U.S. should more troops to Washington .

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:25:27 GMT

This one's all about what you want out of '07! So think bout it hard!

1. Will you be looking for a new job?
Yes, I'll probably try to get a job in a pharmacy.

2. Will you be looking for a new relationship?
I highly doubt that.

3. New house?
Yes :)

4. What will you do different in 07?
I'm moving this summer, going to a different college, probably getting a different job, or at least transferring... pretty much the whole works.

5. New Years resolution?
I don't make em.

6. What will you not be doing in 07?
Not having a kitten waiting for me at home :(

7. Any trips planned?
Tim and I are planning on going to Boston either for spring break or early this summer.

8. Wedding plans?
I know a couple people that are, but I'm certainly not one of them.

9. What's on your calendar?
Not a whole lot right now... mostly just work and going to see the new Zach Braff movie, of course.

10. What can't you wait for?
End of next semester...it's been so nice to be on vacation.

11. What would you like to see happen?
That is a list that could go on forever.

12. What about yourself will you be changing?
Getting back in shape, with help of a fitness class I'm taking next semester.

13. What happened in 2006 that you didn’t think would ever happen?
Finding somebody that I am completely in love with.

14. Will you be nicer to the people you care about?
I am always as nice as possible to the people I care about.

15. Will you dress differently this year than you did in 06?
Not drastically.

16. Will you start or quit drinking?
Neither.. I just became a legal drinker last July, so I'm still taking advantage of it.

17. Will you better your relationship with your family?
It's as good as it's going to get.

18. Will you do charity work?
I'd like to, but I don't think it's going to happen.

19. Will you go to bars?
Most definitely... a lot of my friends like going to bars. I would like to go there even more if more of them adopted an anti-smoking policy.

20. Will you be nice to people you don’t know?
I usually am, unless they REALLY annoy me.

21. Do you expect 2007 to be a good year for you?
There are a lot of big changes, but I'm surprisingly optimistic about everything.

22. How much did you change from this time last year til now?
I've grown up quite a bit and am not as stressed out as I used to be.

23. Do you plan on having a child?
Not now, not ever..

24. Will you still be friends with the same people you are friends with now?
I imagine so.

25. Major lifestyle changes?
Not really.

26. Will you be moving?
Yes, I'm going to move to be moving to the Downriver area.

27. What will you make sure doesn't happen in 2007 that happened in 2006?
De-motivation, but the severity has already been decreasing throughout the last couple of years.

28. What are your New Years Eve plans?
We were going to Luke's, but his wife had their baby, so we might be having the get together at our place this year.

29. Will you have someone to kiss at midnight?
Of course.

30. One wish for 2007?
Only one? That's cheap.

Note: I might actually get around to writing a real blog someday... maybe.

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:01:18 GMT

1)Where did you begin 2006?
JD's apartment.

2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?
In a relationship

3) Were you in school (anytime this year)?
Yes

5) Did you have to go to the hospital?
Yes, but not for myself

6) Did you have any encounters with the police?
Only once, I let somebody else drive my car and somehow we ended up in the ditch after a night of drinking....there just happen to be a cop behind us.

7) Where did you go on holiday?
I'm going to be at Tim's parent's house.

8) What did you purchase that was over $500?
Does tuition count?

9) Did you know anybody who got married?
Amanda & Steve

10) Did you know anybody who passed away?
Not personally

11) Have you run into anybody you left high school with?
Well, I hang out with Alicia still. I "ran into" ppl last time I was home and ppl have gotten ahold of me on myspace/facebook.

12) Did you move anywhere?
No

13) What sporting events did you go to?
None, fortunately

14) What concerts/shows did you go to?
Local shows, a couple of plays.

15) Are you registered to vote?
Yes

16) Who did you want to win Big Brother?
Yea... I don't watch that show.

17) Where do you live now?
Lansing, MI

18) Describe your birthday.
Brodie and I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show, I got RHPS-deviringized, then we got trashed with the cast.

19) What's the one thing you thought you would never find?
A major that I actually could see myself using.

20) What has been your favourite moment?
When Tim told me he loved me for the first time.

21.) What's something you learned about yourself?
I'm awesome.

22.) Any new additions to your family?
family Amanda married into, if that counts.

23.) What was your best month/months?
Probably August.

24.) What music will you remember 2006 by?
I'll probably just remember the pop culture, nothing in particular.

25) Who has been your best drinking buddy?
That's a tough call... I've had lots of drinking buddies this year. Top of the list would have to be Alicia, Dave, and Ed & Co.

26) Made new friends?
Lots

27) Best new friend?
Not really

28) Favourite Night out?
I've had a lot of those.

29) Any regrets?
None :)

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:00:25 GMT

'Tis a sad day indeed:

http://www.templeclub.com/

ZOMG

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 21:17:39 GMT

Apparently... I'm Asian. At least I'm a hot Asian :)

I Pick Personal Jesus

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:15:23 GMT

Throughout history there have been many Jesii.

Each has carved out his own niche, and made his own history.

Go to the link below and pick your Jesii , do it now.....

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Swweeeettt

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:02:13 GMT

Linda Carter was totally my childhood girl crush :)

Your results:
You are Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman		90%
The Flash		80%
Supergirl		75%
Iron Man		65%
Spider-Man		65%
Green Lantern		60%
Hulk		60%
Superman		60%
Robin		45%
Catwoman		45%
Batman		45%

You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.

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Mine's Better Than Rick's

Thu, 04 May 2006 02:06:08 GMT

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AA

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 04:19:07 GMT

Kinda funny that we just figured out what AA was truely about...then i stumbled upon this fun lil comic lol.. ENJOY!